Portland, Oregon Editorial
A tentative provision in the employment contract between Portland police and the city provides that any officer found to have steroids in his or her system may avoid firing if it can be shown the origin of the banned substance was an off-the-shelf sports supplement. Put another way, any cop would get a second chance – and a third and fourth, perhaps, in subsequent mandatory testing – if the detectable presence of the steroid were determined to be an accident.
Remember poppy seeds? From the time Bill Clinton did not inhale till now, it has been widely and correctly held that avoiding the muffin or bagel with poppy seeds before drug testing is a wise course. That’s because poppy seeds have been known to sometimes contain traces of opiates such as morphine and codeine – baddies if you’re trying to show to an employer or the government that you do not engage in substance abuse.
The use of sports and nutritional supplements by police officers is widespread and known. Often, cops consume them – the power protein shake, for example, from just about any grocery store – as a surrogate meal while on duty. They’re less expensive and require less time than the drive-through at Jack In The Box. Sometimes, too, body-building cops worried about advancing age and declining physique consume supplements in the hope of remaining tough and fit.
But many supplements go unregulated. Despite occasional saber-rattling from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, some makers of supplements allow into their potions unknown quantities of anabolic steroids or prohormones, which act to amplify some of the body’s normal hormones, like testosterone. No amount of labeling covers it, though that should change following the discovery this year of anabolic steroids in a B-50 vitamin complex sold by Healthy Life Chemistry and linked to hair loss in women and impotence in men.
Despite occasional saber-rattling from the U.S. Food & Drug Administration, some makers of supplements allow into their potions anabolic steroids.
The Oregonian’s Maxine Bernstein interviewed Phoenix police Cmdr. Kim Humphrey, who has written about steroid testing for the International Association of Chiefs of Police and suggested a collaboration between Portland and its police union in distributing to cops a list of sports and nutritional supplements known to be steroid- and prohormone-free. Neither the city nor the union seems interested, however, calling the idea unworkable owing to the steady introduction to the marketplace of new, ever-more-magical, be-strong products.
Fine. But that’s no reason to lay down and create a contractual work-around to the Portland Police Bureau’s rational anti-drug policies. Something far simpler could do the trick. It, too, was suggested by Humphrey and is so basic as to apparently elude those hammering out the terms of the new contract: Individual police officers could assure themselves continued employment by avoiding the consumption of supplements whose contents are not known.
Yes, it sounds like a wisecrack in being so simple. But millions have avoided poppy seeds with less than careers at stake. Cops, despite their short meal breaks and persistent physical strains, should be able to similarly resist when it comes to off-the-shelf power potions.anabolic steroids > banned substances > Don Hooton > police > public official > supplements > Taylor Hooton Foundation